Reportedly the tallest side table in the world, at 78 inches — exactly tall enough to set a book or lamp within reach from the top bunk. Fifty-two long legs half-lap into splines in the top for strength, poking through to form a grid of exposed squares across the surface. A spring-loaded button sits in the center front, popping back out when pressed, with no function beyond the pleasure of pushing it. Made from Douglas fir reclaimed from a Hollywood porch a friend was renovating.